These are a list of quotes that can be used in DeadFred's chat.
| Number | Quote | Game | Quoted By |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | "You can actually. Actually. Shove it up your arse" - Em | deanpcmad | |
| 14 | "Two minutes is too long" - Em | bt26 | |
| 13 | "I don't mind the chode" - Fred | bt26 | |
| 12 | electroswing is the musical equivalent of a neckbeard wearing a Zelda shirt but thinking he's dressed up cause he has a vest and fedora - SpaceVelociraptor | deanpcmad | |
| 11 | "Oh my god, I want to put my tongue in it" - Em | bt26 | |
| 10 | "I like balls" - Em | deanpcmad | |
| 9 | "Don't you dare host when I say 'where are the nipples'" - Emily | deanpcmad | |
| 8 | "im scared of slapping my titty." - Emily | deanpcmad | |
| 7 | No hair, no bang - Emily | deanpcmad | |
| 6 | "Fred, you fucking cunt!" - Emily | deanpcmad | |
| 5 | "You've got coriander? What are we going to do, rub it on ourselves?" - Em | deanpcmad | |
| 4 | "Put me in that basement" - Em | bt26 | |
| 3 | We have 30 minutes now until we have to stop screwing and we have 1 job to do that involves screwing | deanpcmad | |
| 2 | I'm not sure if the thing is long enough | deanpcmad | |
| 1 | That is not the advertised size | deanpcmad |